My name is Milo. I am the coolest, smartest, and strongest cat in Stockton, Missouri. My hooman is just my personal live-in butler. This is my house. He feeds me (all the time, but apparently not enough), and if my bowl is empty for more than five seconds, I get hangry. He is unpaid, but he doesn't do the best job so sometimes I yell at him and scratch him to assert my dominance and
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